Shakey Time with Puck

Shakespeare + a bevy of fandoms.

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

(Source: worshipyeezus, via concentratedridiculousness)

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

(via the-prettiest-octopus)

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

(via the-prettiest-octopus)

you-like-rping-so-i:

jacyndaquil:

IM GOING HOST

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i lauGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE OMFG

(via the-prettiest-octopus)

badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

(Source: iraffiruse, via concentratedridiculousness)


Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via alchemicalalice)

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

(via rngrn)

historical-nonfiction:

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) is the only U.S. president who was also a licensed bartender. He was co-owner of Berry and Lincoln, a saloon in Springfield, Illinois.

historical-nonfiction:

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) is the only U.S. president who was also a licensed bartender. He was co-owner of Berry and Lincoln, a saloon in Springfield, Illinois.

limecrime:

All roses rock, but rainbow roses are our favorite. It doesn’t grow in nature, but it is real! 🌈🌹

limecrime:

All roses rock, but rainbow roses are our favorite. It doesn’t grow in nature, but it is real! 🌈🌹

(via knight-tracer)

(Source: alphalewolf, via geothebio)